Silly Goosery

sleepmurder: psychedelic-physicist: Dr. J. Robert...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:42:29 -0400

psychedelic-physicist:

Dr. J. Robert Oppenheimer (Father of the atomic bomb)

Truly the face of a haunted man.

Possibly the most poignant sound byte ever.

SMALL FACTS: To the man who grabbed my ass at the bar last night:

Sat, 18 May 2013 16:07:00 -0400

SMALL FACTS: To the man who grabbed my ass at the bar last night::

samanthaburgoon:

You are a coward. If you are going to sexually assault me, at least let me see who you are so that I can tell you, to your face, exactly how vile and disgusting I think you are. Are you really so timid in your pursuit of female flesh that you can only bring yourself to grab a woman behind her back, as you walk out of the bar? How was it? Did I give you what you wanted?

Because your cheap thrill is exactly the kind of behavior that perpetuates a system of violence against women in our society that makes women afraid to walk alone at night; afraid to wear short skirts, afraid of getting heckled; afraid of being touched; afraid of being raped, or killed. So was it good for you?

Don’t tell me that I’m over-reacting. Don’t tell me that you were drunk, and that we were at a bar, and that I was dancing, and that it was no big deal. It is a huge deal. Congratulations, you have anonymously contributed to the one in three American women that will be assaulted in their lifetime. You have contributed to the culture that has made 1 in 8 women a victim of attempted or completed rape in her lifetime. So do you feel good?

You probably do. Maybe you’re a little hung over right now, but you don’t know how upset I am. you’ll never read this post. Because you don’t know me, and I don’t know you. I was too stunned and too intoxicated to turn around in time to see your face. You are a faceless coward. But you’re the worst kind of coward, because you are a dangerous coward. And you don’t even realize it.

fuckyeahsamburgoon

panasonicyouth: the best photoset in the history of tumblr a...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:40:15 -0400

panasonicyouth:

the best photoset in the history of tumblr

a true work of art

frame this in a museum

Maybe I should do integrated arts, turn this into an installation.

smh

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:40:13 -0400

smh

Photo

Thu, 09 May 2013 19:02:30 -0400

“hurry up, let’s get to the...

Tue, 07 May 2013 12:40:03 -0400

“hurry up, let’s get to the yif-FING—”
No, but seriously. Furries.

This is all.

Sun, 05 May 2013 15:58:41 -0400

This is all.

Thoughts that shouldn't be (at 3 AM!)

Sat, 04 May 2013 03:42:00 -0400

I should make burgers
Oh fuck, i’m ovening my frying pans
Why the fuck is there a mouse in the oven
[some John Galiano quotes, applied to my situation as a I slam the oven door shut]
[turning off the gas, shuddering, and going to bed]
Drink.
Drink heavily.
Drink.
Drinkheavily

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...

Wed, 01 May 2013 01:26:04 -0400

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-fucking-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

If anybody knows the dick who stole my iPhone, tell him that...

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 19:37:00 -0500

If anybody knows the dick who stole my iPhone, tell him that I’ve got a few choice words for him.
(Then pull this up on my phone and play it for him, then bring it back to me, because I’d like it back.)

fuck the man

Mon, 03 Dec 2012 01:39:52 -0500

fuck the man

Seriously, who’s going from “Kitten Crying for...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:42:32 -0500

Seriously, who’s going from “Kitten Crying for mother” directly to “How to Kill a Kitten?”

Mitt Romney sucks pass it on

Mon, 05 Nov 2012 00:07:02 -0500

Mitt Romney sucks pass it on:

samreich:

kellyqehudson:

classicmcconnell:

ceandrew:

shelbyisms:

brandittttt:

Keep it going. 10 million by election day!

THE MOST POPULAR POST ON TUMBLR.

This one’s for bronco bama.

gotta hit that number

glady gladly glady will pass it on. i miss the simple stupidity of…

Well that’s easy enough.

Don’t forget to vote Jill Stein, guise.

FINALLY.

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:42:07 -0400

FINALLY.

Fall means folk-punk. I’m sorry, it just does.

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 23:30:00 -0400

Fall means folk-punk.

I’m sorry, it just does.

I've made a terrible mistake,

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 01:15:54 -0400

i started playing a drinking game

whilst watching clinton’s speech

everytime he gives me goose

pimples, i take a sip

goddamn that man

he’s a fucking

silver-haired

fox

Conventional coverage

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 00:39:00 -0400

o fuck

it was only after

25 minutes that

i realized i sat down

with my gordon’s and

drank heavily through

all of michelle’s speech

sorry barack

my bad

itmakesnosense: Small Framed Fine Art Print, Star Wars Travel...

Fri, 31 Aug 2012 15:13:57 -0400

itmakesnosense:

Small Framed Fine Art Print, Star Wars Travel Poster Retro Pop Artwork, (8x10) VISIT ENDOR by Modern Artist Jazzberry Blue.

Whoever’s keeping track of my birthday wishlist: add it.

Birthday Resolutions

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 12:18:00 -0400

I think I’ll buy myself a horsehead mask

and let my pubes grow long and thick

and i’ll take a bunch of self-pics.

I’ll be the hottest shit on tumblr

since that lesbian who blogs about social justice.

Ooof.

Fri, 24 Aug 2012 02:05:01 -0400

I don’t know where it came from, but it fucking hurt.

Christ.

People worry about surviving the school year.

I’m lucky if I make it through the summer.